Deer in the headlights…
My sarcasm and witty remarks fly out of my mouth with out pause but when asked for directions I freeze up like a deer in the headlights.
I forget everything! I loose all sense of direction, I can’t remember where I am or what direction I am even facing. I suffer from on the spot paralization. So many times I have been asked for directions, only to send the person in the complete opposite direction. I would have to say that at least 9 times out of 10 I am wrong, wrong, wrong.
Today someone asked me how to get to US1 and I sent them to A1A…seriously like in opposite directions!!!
I do know where I live and I feel pretty confident to get myself around but apparently I am of no help to anyone else.
The worst part is that when I am giving these wrong directions, I say them with all the confidence in the world…it would literally be impossible not to believe me.
J has suggested I say that either I am not from around here or that I am bad with directions…but I just really want to help out…its just too bad that when it comes to directions I dont know which way is which.